I am Loki the Cat
I am Loki the Cat Hello everyone! It is I, Loki the Cat, here to rule over you feeble human beings. Ok fine, I'm not a king, but I am part of the superior species, house cats. I also have not one, not two, but four pet humans. They are a lot of work, but I love them anyway. I am the best. My humans say it so much, it almost gets annoying! (I said almost. ) I have luxuries such as an endless box of toys and free food, and it's no surprise. I am an amazingly handsome tuxedo cat with glorious thick fur. My humans say I am a lot of trouble but I disagree. (How is Does it Fall a troublesome game?) To restate my point, I am the absolute most awesome cat in the whole universe.
