Loki's Guide to Cat Speak

Hey guy! Welcome back to Does It Fall?! Today, I'm giving you extremely lucky humans a guide to cat speak! This way you'll always know what your owner is saying. Let's get started!

    Meow -- Let me out human!

    meOW -- Let me back in human!

    mEOw -- It's time for my dinner human!

    MEOW -- I require cuddles, human.

    meow -- You are contactually obligated to share your tuna with me, human.

    Meow -- Pick up that toy I just dropped, human!

    MEOW -- Error-Battery is 10%. Require nap, human.

    MeOw -- You smell like catnip. I'm gonna eat your fingers now, human.

    MEow -- Release the kraken, human!

    meow -- Clean my litter box, human.

   Meow -- um...

    ~meow~ -- Meow

See? Easy peasy! Cat speak is even simpler than english.